Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
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