is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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