flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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