love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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