The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
tell me about the fingering
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