Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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