Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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