I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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