he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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