Me too!
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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