youre lurking in front of me
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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