just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
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So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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