Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
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Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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