I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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