The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She's the barista slut.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Randomize
