i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
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It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
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I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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