and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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