So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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