Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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