let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
