We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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