I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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