I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
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Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I supernannyed him into submission
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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