..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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