wakey wakey hands off snakey
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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