You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Randomize
