It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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