just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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