so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
