Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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