I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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