Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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