are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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