Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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