When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
what the fuck happened to the tacos
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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