he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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