i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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