what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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