seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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There's always time for handjobs
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
But break dance skills will only take you so far
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I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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