apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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