elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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