you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
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How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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