I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
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They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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