Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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