He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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