I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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