Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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