Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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