Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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