Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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