She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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