So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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