Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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