are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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