I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
third nipple confirmed
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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