she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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