I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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